Beware Bed Bugs!
May 3, 2011
Hopefully this isn't a warning about our building.
Coming in to work on books this morning, I noticed a monstrous red vermin sitting on sidewalk, at the corner where I usually consider getting savory eggy crêpes. A bit bleary eyed and somewhat disturbed by potential sleep-lack illusions–we keep long hours in publishing, oh my, oh my–I squinted at it and decided, “Ah, street art!” and continued to the office. After discussing it with people here, however, we decided that it would make a perfect decoration for the corner near the couch. Unfortunately, king-sized bed bugs made of craft products are very, very heavy, so the big red bug remains on the street.
I think we should name it Alfie.
